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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Welcome aboard @Dinoking; my name's Webster and I'm one of the admins here at Off Topix (though as you can tell, for the month of December I'm going with the handle of Rustin Cohle, one of the main characters for the first season of HBO's True Detective...
🧩 Christmas Riddle
I come without being wrapped,
I can’t be seen, but I can be felt,
I can make hearts lighter and days brighter.
What am I?
I come without being wrapped,
I can’t be seen, but I can be felt,
I can make hearts lighter and days brighter.
What am I?
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Gizmo Matthew-NC Gizmo wrote on Matthew-NC's profile.
Made you a VIP on PD.
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MrDawn Matthew-NC MrDawn wrote on Matthew-NC's profile.
There are only 35 days left until Christmas!
Here's a funny Christmas joke to get you in the holiday spirit: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
Here's a funny Christmas joke to get you in the holiday spirit: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
I tried to start a thread about procrastination… but I’ll post it tomorrow.
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Gizmo Matthew-NC Gizmo wrote on Matthew-NC's profile.
I'm no longer allowed to go Caroling at the Psych Hospital.
I guess "Do you hear what I hear" was a bad song choice.
I guess "Do you hear what I hear" was a bad song choice.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
Nothing, it just stairs.
39 days until Christmas.
Someone told me today that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Pretty obvious, can't even remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Pretty obvious, can't even remember the last time I ate a monkey.
The shopping mall me and my partner just went to has their Christmas tree up already 🤦♀️
Working on a new blog for the new season of American Horror Story that will start Halloween 2026.
Christmas next month.
Christmas music in 3. 2. 1. GO.
Christmas music in 3. 2. 1. GO.
Why did the scientist get rid of his door bell?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize.