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Ohhh new moderator. Also random status update, but anyone who likes cake here 🎂?
Helium addiction is horrible because no one takes your cries for help seriously.
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to grocery shop like it is 1999.
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
Humans are 75% water, basically cucumbers with anxiety.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo
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I found a gif that looked fine to me and made an avy out of it. The original -
"Don't judge a man with the fewest wrinkles on his forehead."
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The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like.
More people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.
You know you are getting old when people keep telling you how young you look.
When you put ‘aspiring’ in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I’m unemployed.
In some ways I’m just like a dog…. I can’t be trusted around unsupervised food.