One time I snuck a whole rotisserie chicken into a movie, cause candy is for amateurs.
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there's robbers to the east, clowns to the west
I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting.
I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said “yes”.
I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said “yes”.
Why do cats make that squeaking noise?
Why is the sticky header so big?
Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?!? I have like 50 wooden balls... 🥑
If you get locked out, talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key 🔑