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Jazzy said:True love.
Have you ever been in love?Not for me, I don't 'do' love. Happier alone.
How would you know that if you've never done it?No. It just messes up your life.
Try getting drunkHappiness, but that's unlikely to happen.
Smoke some weed instead of doing that.I would rather blow my brains out with a 12-gauge shotgun.
How are they going to know?Are you trying to get me fired?
I'll mail you some. Do it in the privacy of your home.What if I get arrested for buying and smoking weed? That's how.
I'll wrap it up good and vacuum seal it. They wont smell anything.Sure, go ahead. If the mail gets intercepted at the border and the police dog sniffs it out, I can kiss my job goodbye.
Lol. Sounds fool proof!Bury the package in grinded coffee for good measure. That way I'll get weed and some coffee.![]()