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Coffee with a celeb?
- Thread starter Randy
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I'd have coffee with @passenger since she's famous now! 
How does Moses make his coffee?I don't go to coffee shops in or out of recessions....I like to brew my own.
Hebrews it! 
*sighs* I gotta' find a new gif....Original as always, I see...
What your spoiler contains produces a similar reaction to:Eeehhh... dead, stinky fish? What is that smiley supposed to mean in the given context?
Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee.
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-pasta
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Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything.
A: A spelling bee.
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An im-pasta
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Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything.
All of these things are so funny that they STINK!
I don't 'do' coffee shops because I don't 'do' going out. But I would gladly share a coffee with Tomas Ledin.
Wouldn't you like to know! 
*deadpans* Wouldn't we all like to know! *hugs Frankie*Wouldn't you like to know!
"Dad Jokes" everywhere!But they are funny.
