Don't piss her off in a dark alley.What a friendly face.![]()
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Don't piss her off in a dark alley.What a friendly face.![]()
Don't piss her off in a dark alley.
She was the brains behind Dr. Evil.....She is one scary, scary German woman.
I did mean Angela Merkel, but yes on both countsShe was the brains behind Dr. Evil.....![]()
I did mean Angela Merkel, but yes on both counts.
I would never. She'd eat me.![]()
Now, don't go mocking Kaiser Merkel....
Her and Chuck Norris got into a staring contest; Norris never stood a chance.She'd eat me.
Truth! You even meet her gaze and you start melting.Her and Chuck Norris got into a staring contest; Norris never stood a chance.
Except for that time she met Johnny Cash.Truth! You even meet her gaze and you start melting.
She doesn't need a tank, she IS one!Except for that time she met Johnny Cash.
The result? The Abrams MBT and the Leopard MBT (you know, matching his and her stuff!)
Always a classic!Austin Powers is one of my FAVORITE comedies. Love these movies. Always put them on the TV when nothing else is really on.
Which one? The first one?It was just on the other day and I enjoyed it.
The Spy Who Shagged Me. So, the second one with Heather Graham after Elizabeth Hurley, I think?Which one? The first one?
Thats a good oneThe Spy Who Shagged Me. So, the second one with Heather Graham after Elizabeth Hurley, I think?
All of them are pretty hilarious.Thats a good one![]()