Off Topix Fighting Championship

[Webster]

The fight was between @MrDawn in the red trunks and the Discount Not-So-Jonas Brothers @Hulk and @dorkygay_....

Some comments.....
(1) I'll be honest, this is like my 4th Off-Topix fight I've seen and I still didn't expect someone to jump into the ring. I might be an idiot.
(2) You know youre a badass when they put you in a 2v1. Salute to @MrDawn in the red trunks for winning even after suffering internal bleeding from unguarded knees
(3) Damn @MrDawn got submitted and teabagged at the same time.
(4) @Nebulous must have a golden folder on his desktop with all of these fire soundbites
(5) "I don't know it it's cocaine, rabies or Adderall" @Webster this commentary brings so much happiness to my life. Thank you sir 🙏
(6) When wwe is hated after the rise of mma. These guys just combine both of them. The result is truly beautiful.😢😢
(7) That @MrDawn was incredibly amazing for enduring all those blows to the head, fighting two fighters at the same time and receiving blows from intervention several times.

 

[freakofnature]

"Was that a horse?"

MrDawn is a legend.

 

[Webster]

"Was that a horse?"

Ya' should've seen what he did to the horse afterwards.....

 

[Webster]

@Nebulous: Welcome back to Hold My Nuggets Studios....
@Webster: ....where today we're bringing you Power Slap! Brain cells and zygomatic bones are under threat once more; our first match involves a meth head vs. a human vile plume....

And if got better from there, y'all....
(1) He dapping up his ancestors is crazy 😂😂
(2) Buddy looking like a Ponzi scheme; "Sir, would you be interested in Forex?"
(3) Vileplume hit him with the ole Leech Seed + Petal Dance combo, got his health back then followed up with a critical 😂
(4) We even heard from @Hulk .... "My name is Jeff...."
(5) Homies are standing there trading volumes of CTE 😂
(6) @ElegantAura gets disqualified while the winner Georgina Sparks gets a trip to the hospital, this is basically guaranteed CTE
(7) In the rematch Georgina slapped Aura so hard she ended up looking like Yamcha, heading to Snake Way and dapping her ancestors

 

[Hulk's iconHulk]

Wtf is this