Off Topix: Embrace the Unexpected in Every Discussion
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Everyone I know is a “snack getting stuck in a vending machine” away from total collapse.
*Places finger on cop’s lips-* ~ “Shhh…. We were both speeding, okay? I forgive you.”
When you’re in psychology class and you learn about the disorder you have.
Octopuses are just wet spiders.
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.
How come when I was a kid and lost a tooth it was all “Look at you, big guy!,” but now it’s just “Bro, you really gotta reconsider your life choices.”
If it's really the thought that counts, we're all screwed.
I just hit 82,000 POSTS!!!
100000 posts when?
Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.
Don`t forget to get offended today by some nonsense that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever.
I`m 99.9% certain that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid
Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person who ticked you off.
Whenever it’s a long story, it means they don’t want to tell you.
A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don’t want to talk.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated,” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single.” -
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