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  • When you want to help people, you tell the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.
    All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
    One way to be hospitable, is to help visitors know when it’s time to leave.
    Your handwriting is just your hand’s accent.
    Webster
    Webster
    My handwriting most days.... :LOL:
    Everyone I know is a “snack getting stuck in a vending machine” away from total collapse.
    *Places finger on cop’s lips-* ~ “Shhh…. We were both speeding, okay? I forgive you.”
    Webster
    Webster
    *replies* I'll still need to see your license and registration, Mr.Nebulous.
    When you’re in psychology class and you learn about the disorder you have.
    Webster
    Webster
    bey GIF
    How come when I was a kid and lost a tooth it was all “Look at you, big guy!,” but now it’s just “Bro, you really gotta reconsider your life choices.”
    Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.
    Don`t forget to get offended today by some nonsense that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever.
    I`m 99.9% certain that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid
    Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
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