850 voters in NYC are officially 164 years old

[WHO IS SERAFIN]

I am going to take a wild guess that they are all democrats.

If city Board of Elections rec­ords are to believed, voter Luz Pabellon has defied the tides of time and is a walking miracle, living quietly in The Bronx at the astonishing age of 164.

Pabellon’s official voter registration card puts her date of birth at Jan. 1, 1850. “AGE: 164,” the record proclaims, a number that has only been achieved in biblical stories.

That preposterous age would make Pabellon a contemporary of Abraham Lincoln.

A simple phone call by The Post quickly determined that Pab­ellon has never in fact met Honest Abe. The Bronx resident, born in Puerto Rico, is a slender, spry 73-year-old who said she is insulted that election officials placed her in the 19th century.

For the record, Pabellon was born on Feb. 14, 1941. http://nypost.com/2014/10/18/board-of-elections-records-says-voter-is-168-years-old/

 

[Webster]

I am going to take a wild guess that they are all democrats.

If city Board of Elections rec­ords are to believed, voter Luz Pabellon has defied the tides of time and is a walking miracle, living quietly in The Bronx at the astonishing age of 164.

Pabellon’s official voter registration card puts her date of birth at Jan. 1, 1850. “AGE: 164,” the record proclaims, a number that has only been achieved in biblical stories.

That preposterous age would make Pabellon a contemporary of Abraham Lincoln.

A simple phone call by The Post quickly determined that Pab­ellon has never in fact met Honest Abe. The Bronx resident, born in Puerto Rico, is a slender, spry 73-year-old who said she is insulted that election officials placed her in the 19th century.

For the record, Pabellon was born on Feb. 14, 1941. http://nypost.com/2014/10/18/board-of-elections-records-says-voter-is-168-years-old/

Or they seriously need to update their voter rolls...but if that birthdate's what I think it is, that'd make them perfect Republican candidates, unfortunately...

 

[DrLeftover]

I don't care if every one of them is a registered Independent Libertarian Bull Mooses.

There is no excuse for that shoddy record keeping.

 

[Webster]

There is no excuse for that shoddy record keeping.

On that we both agree. .... ..wait, what?

 

[WHO IS SERAFIN]

I am going to take a wild guess that they are all democrats.

If city Board of Elections rec­ords are to believed, voter Luz Pabellon has defied the tides of time and is a walking miracle, living quietly in The Bronx at the astonishing age of 164.

Pabellon’s official voter registration card puts her date of birth at Jan. 1, 1850. “AGE: 164,” the record proclaims, a number that has only been achieved in biblical stories.

That preposterous age would make Pabellon a contemporary of Abraham Lincoln.

A simple phone call by The Post quickly determined that Pab­ellon has never in fact met Honest Abe. The Bronx resident, born in Puerto Rico, is a slender, spry 73-year-old who said she is insulted that election officials placed her in the 19th century.

For the record, Pabellon was born on Feb. 14, 1941. http://nypost.com/2014/10/18/board-of-elections-records-says-voter-is-168-years-old/

Or they seriously need to update their voter rolls...but if that birthdate's what I think it is, that'd make them perfect Republican candidates, unfortunately...

Yes it is just bad voter rolls. This is not the democrat voter fraud you are looking for.

 

[Webster]

Yes it is just bad voter rolls. This is not the democrat voter fraud you are looking for.

Wow, there's an original thought...let me remind you of something: in-person voter fraud is a myth straight from the conservative pits of hell.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

There is no excuse for that shoddy record keeping.

On that we both agree. .... ..wait, what?

What a breakthrough!

 

[Webster]

There is no excuse for that shoddy record keeping.

On that we both agree. .... ..wait, what?

What a breakthrough!

Stranger things have happened, Nebulous...

 

[identityissues8]

I think the world just stopped spinning.
Ahhhh...

 

[Webster]

I think the world just stopped spinning.
Ahhhh...

Even broken clocks are right twice-a-day, my friend...

 

[WHO IS SERAFIN]

Yes it is just bad voter rolls. This is not the democrat voter fraud you are looking for.

You do a great Obi-Wan Kenobi, Liberty! You sounded exactly like him; well done.

Thanks! But I do not think Obi is involved in this voter fraud.