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Don't piss her off in a dark alley.What a friendly face.
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She was the brains behind Dr. Evil.....
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I did mean Angela Merkel, but yes on both countsShe was the brains behind Dr. Evil.....
.Dr. Evil was very much the same as President Cheeto, and his German woman was just as scary his the other German woman. So it all fits. Austin Powers predicted the future perfectly!
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I did mean Angela Merkel, but yes on both counts
Now, don't go mocking Kaiser Merkel....
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I would never. She'd eat me.
Now, don't go mocking Kaiser Merkel....
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Her and Chuck Norris got into a staring contest; Norris never stood a chance.
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Truth! You even meet her gaze and you start melting.
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Except for that time she met Johnny Cash.
The result? The Abrams MBT and the Leopard MBT (you know, matching his and her stuff!)
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She doesn't need a tank, she IS one!
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Always a classic!
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The Spy Who Shagged Me. So, the second one with Heather Graham after Elizabeth Hurley, I think?
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All of them are pretty hilarious.Thats a good one
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