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Blonde Bridge
- Thread starter Dennis
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
For best results, put on two coats.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
For best results, put on two coats.
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
I can't take this, you're my friend.
But the blonde insisted saying,
No. A bet's a bet.
Then the redhead said
Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.
The blonde replied
Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
I can't take this, you're my friend.
But the blonde insisted saying,
No. A bet's a bet.
Then the redhead said
Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money.
The blonde replied
Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!
