Smooth said:<picture of Smooth's butt moving to hustle out the door>![]()
How about I pick you up on Freedom and us biker chicks could pull right into that damn hospital lobby


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Smooth said:<picture of Smooth's butt moving to hustle out the door>![]()
Dragon of Darkness said:I can give you some symptoms for schizophrenia, so you have a guarentee in getting in that psycho ward![]()
Smooth said:Hello Off Topix.
My day started out with a visit to yet another Doctor (he makes about the 7th one I see) and have been told that the fix for my corneal abrasion is to permanently sew 1/3 of my eyelid shut.
Damn good thing I'm not looking to date!
How's your day so far??
Smooth said:That would definitely get us a rubber room!! We'll have gurney races until they catch us! I'll zip by the gift shop and get us a bunch of junk food to sustain us during our stay. Only thing; they don't serve coffee in the looney bin.![]()
Course, being naked, I will have to steal our grub. I don't mind.![]()
Smooth said:Hi Sci!!! How's yoo?![]()