does anyone have any funny school stories

[emily]

I was sat in assembly and the headmistress was talking about the end of term

she invited some kids up on stage to talk about what they liked about school

their were all the usual comments- well I like the teachers, being with my friends, learning something new, then it was rebecca's turn

rebecca just smiled and said, oh, I just can't wait to get out of here

the headmistress went red in the face- but the rest of us burst out laughing, because we were all thinking the same thing.. just embarrassed to say it

 

[Smiley]

The fact headmistress started fuming when someone decided to be honest and tell the truth instead of lying says everything about her as a person and about her regime.

Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men said it well:

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

rebecca just smiled and said, oh, I just can't wait to get out of here

 

[Webster]

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

He's pretty clever!