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Domesticated wild animal

Jellyfish.

It is well known that ZOMBIES are afraid of Jellyfish.



"They have to be Zombies, otherwise they'd be freezing to death out there," Carol said as she described their watching them out the front windows when they heard the truck's horn.
Charles nodded, "They didn't even look cold, and I got a good look at the one woman. She was just wearing a dress like she would be buried in."
"She was," Dave said. "They've identified several of them, and from what I've heard, they're all still in their graves, or urns because some were cremated."
"But they're out running around in the snow," Charles said pointing at the back door.
"Yeah, then there's that."
"What else can you do to keep them away?" Carol asked.
"We've heard that they're afraid of jellyfish."
Carol and Charles exchanged long looks.
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