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DPRK's Pugsley is at it again

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Kim Jong Un orders North Koreans to check women for ‘un-socialist’ breast implants​

North Korea’s security services have launched a harsh crackdown on women with ‘capitalist’ breast implants, according to sources.

Kim Jong Un’s regime is said to be using undercover agents and neighbourhood patrols to catch those carrying out and undergoing cosmetic procedures, who face being sent to labour camps.

In one case, a doctor who performed breast augmentation surgery was put on trial along with two women who underwent the illegal procedure, according to South Korean media outlet Daily NK.

The medical school dropout was said to be using silicone smuggled in from China in a procedure at his home when he was caught.
 
Kim hates women with big racks. Not sure why.
“Kim Jong-un prefers Western types who are slim and tall. There are rumors that Kim Jong-un’s wife was also originally a member of the pleasure squad.”

Parents reportedly consent to their daughters joining the pleasure squad to ensure they do not suffer from starvation. The women are considered past their prime by reaching their mid-20s and are usually married off to one of Kim’s bodyguards. “Retired pleasure squad members consider it a privilege to choose their husbands from among the bodyguards,” Park said.
 
Now, what in the Blue Hell is Kim Jong Porkchop doing now? :LOL: :o :o :o
 
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