This is from the last word section in The Northern Echo.
A drunk man who broke into a house in Pittsburgh, in the US, then climbed into bed with the owner, told the police he was looking for shelter after attending a concert. The householder grabbed a baseball bat after asking if it was a woman who had keys to his home and hearing a deep male voice reply No, it's not.
A drunk man who broke into a house in Pittsburgh, in the US, then climbed into bed with the owner, told the police he was looking for shelter after attending a concert. The householder grabbed a baseball bat after asking if it was a woman who had keys to his home and hearing a deep male voice reply No, it's not.