Embarrasing moments

[Bryd0]

I have two embarrassing moments to share, that both happened during my years in school. The first one was in October 2004 where I came to school one day and one of my friends noticed that I had wore my trousers the wrong way round so I had to go to the toilets and put them back on correctly. The second was in September 2005 where I gave one of my friends a foot massage (a female one of course) and I did it in front of everyone as this happened in the cafeteria. I thought I'd be safe but I was eventually caught doing it! What's more embarrassing is that she wanted me to give her a foot massage

So, what's been your embarrassing moments in your life?

 

[MrMetroid]

One time in School, I was just about to open a door then just as I about to grasp the doorknob a girl opened the door and because I was being distracted by someone while this happened I accidentally groped her

 

[Evil Eye]

What happened, Metroid?

 

[Bryd0]

Another embarrassing moment to share, and this happened during my childhood. When me and my mum were at her ex-partner's house, I slept in one of the rooms (belonged to the ex-partner's son) and on the ceiling there was this poster and I looked at it, where the word fuck was unfamiliar to me and the next morning, I asked my mum this:

What does fuck mean?

Looking back at that, I felt so embarrassed when I said that

 

[Jazzy]

At a public pool, I dove off the highboard. When I came to the surface I was minus the top of my bikini. Boys in the pool took it and were flinging it back and forth to each other so I couldn't get it. Finally the lifeguard told them to give it back to me!

 

[Wingedkuri]

I always say the most ridiculous stuff. This translates to my writing as well, so be warned... XD



Sadly this is currently the only one that I remember at the moment, but in an engineering presentation I said that boots were invented in Greek times. Yes, there has been worst. I'm always way to embarrassed to take silly moments like this back since I usually realize it a few seconds after it has been said.



I was picking someone up from the airport with my shorts ripped from the back end. I HAVE NO SHAME. [sub]Actually, my shirts are always extremely large so it covered the ripped part anyway, but point being, that doesn't bother me half as bad as what comes out of my mouth does.[/sub]

 

[The Dragon Master]

Walking into a tree?

 

[thecostumedanceparty]

What is your most embarrassing moment? To be honest, I don't really have one.



Merged with existing topic

 

[Jazzy]

I've never ripped my pants but I have had a zipper break. I went to the restroom and could not zip my Jeans back up. The zipper pull went so far down into the material that I couldn't get it out. Thank goodness I had on a sweater. I just wrapped the sweater around my waist and made a hasty retreat.

Now, I have seen someone rip their pants. There is a nurse at work who thinks she's God's Gift To Men and she wears scrub pants that are two sizes too small. She's very overweight but thinks she looks very sexy stuffed into the scrub pants. She went to bend down to pick something off the floor she had dropped and BAM! the back seam of the scrub pants exploded open. The best part was she had no idea this had happened. There is a doctor there that she likes. He was sitting at a desk writing up a chart. She went over by him and pretended to drop something so she could give him a good look at her butt. We were all watching this and when the doctor looked over and saw her old lady bloomers through the rip, he burst out laughing. That was enough to make the rest of us crack up laughing too. I had to leave as she kept asking: What the hell is so funny?

 

[DrLeftover]

Miss Jazzy.



That story, Almost, made my day.



I've seen some of them at work, males and females, who think they're 'that', and they ain't even close.



One of them is a woman who wears short skirts who has no business doing so. And sometimes you can see a lot more than ANYBODY wants to. The best part is that the bosses are afraid of saying anything to her about being professional, no matter what the dress code says, because she is one of them that will cry for her lawyer immediately. So the rest of us go wash our eyes out with saltwater and snicker once she goes back to her office.



You can't do it behind her back because that's when you're still wincing from seeing things you wish you never saw.



Like that one scene in the original Exorcist with the projectile vomiting.



But she keeps dressing like that, so she isn't embarrassed.

 

[thecostumedanceparty]

Interesting stories. I haven't had anything drastic happen to me. I've ripped my jeans a little at the crotch once, but it was so small and could barely be seen. No one noticed.

 

[Jazzy]

Interesting how you changed the title of this thread from Ever Rip Your Pants to the one you have now.



May I ask why you decided to change the topic title?

 

[thecostumedanceparty]

Interesting how you changed the title of this thread from Ever Rip Your Pants to the one you have now.



May I ask why you decided to change the topic title?

I didn't want to sound perverted.

 

[DrLeftover]

I didn't want to sound perverted.

damn

 

[thecostumedanceparty]

damn

What is that supposed to mean?

 

[DrLeftover]

You don't want to sound perverted.



What fun is that?



(nothing personal)

 

[Jazzy]

I didn't want to sound perverted.

Too late for those that saw the original post. Would you consider this as your first embarrassing moment?

 

[thecostumedanceparty]

^No, it actually doesn't embarrass me. I wouldn't have written it if it did. I just felt I should've changed it.



I just didn't want to be noticed the wrong way... I want some respect.



What's the big deal?

 

[Jazzy]

^No, it actually doesn't embarrass me. I wouldn't have written it if it did. I just felt I should've changed it.



I just didn't want to be noticed the wrong way... I want some respect.



What's the big deal?

If it didn't embarrass you, then I don't get why you changed it. No big deal except my post now doesn't fit with the original OP. You want some respect? That remark I truly do not understand. We are all friendly here and we respect those who respect us. So far, so good...right?

 

[thecostumedanceparty]

If it didn't embarrass you, then I don't get why you changed it. No big deal except my post now doesn't fit with the original OP. You want some respect? That remark I truly do not understand. We are all friendly here and we respect those who respect us. So far, so good...right?

You can change it back if you want to.



I feel more people can respond with a wider topic than a narrower one as well, so that's another reason why I changed it.



It could also be that I just have problems...