Funniest line ever in a movie or a tv show?

[Hulk's iconHulk]

--Captain Hadley: What the Christ is this happy horseshit?
--Prisoner: Hey, he took the Lord's name in vain! I'm tellin' the warden!
--Captain Hadley: You'll be tellin' the warden about my baton up your ass!

--Captain Hadley: If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary! Every last motherfucker in here!

--Red: [narrating] And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job, the convict crew that tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of forty-nine wound up sitting in a row at ten o'clock in the morning drinking icy cold, Bohemia-style beer, courtesy of the hardest screw that ever walked a turn at Shawshank State Prison.
--Captain Hadley: Drink up while it's cold, ladies.
--Red: [narrating] The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous.

Love his character in Shawshank

 

[Webster]

Love his character in Shawshank

And when he was arrested Captain Hadley sobbed like @Grandmama Addams in the shower a little girl....

 

[Elvira]

From "George of the Jungle 2" -
Narrator: Huh? Wait a minute! Who the heck are you?
George: Me new George. Studio too cheap to pay Brendan Fraser.