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Get out of jail free card

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If you had a "Get out of jail free card" that could be used only once, what crime would you commit?
 
I'd sell it to some rich person who just got arrested.
 
I'd virtually beat the crap out of some people and cut off their fingers and toes, one-by-one.

But, I would NOT just throw them in the trash...as I just learned yesterday that there is a "proper way to dispose of body parts." :D
 
Rob a bank, right? I mean, then you're set up for the future. Or at least you don't have to work again for awhile.
 
I would murder my soon to be ex-stepfather. WOULD, but I won't, because I don't want to go to jail and I know I wouldn't have a get out of jail free card.
 
I would tie some people up with rope by their ankles.

I would attach those tied up ankles to a hoist in infested
crocodile territory.

I would slowly hoist them down so the crocodiles are snapping
at their heads but just missing them.

Up & Down Up & Down.

Then of course their would be a bloody finale.
 
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