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If you were an inventor..

I think I'd create little shelves in computers (like when you win on machines in the casino)

so if you want something, (I don't know, say you're reading up on a new type of chocolate), you can press a button on the computer- and boom. said chocolate falls on the shelf for you to have their and then.

would make a lot of people happy I think
 
100% reliable and painless way of committing suicide for those who've had it with life and want to end the imposed suffering.
 
100% reliable and painless way of committing suicide for those who've had it with life and want to end the imposed suffering.
yes, yes, and yes

if you were ever on dragons den/ shark tank you'd have my investment
 
A descrambler to reveal pixellated out faces on photographs. The cloak of anonymity is the garment of the coward and if you don't want anyone to know what you're up to, you shouldn't do it.
 
Practically anything you program a molecular structure into it. Early 23rd century replicators had limited capability and were referred to as the food dispensers, but 24th century & onward models can create pretty much anything.
 
Like Maseratis ?

Practically anything you program a molecular structure into it. Early 23rd century replicators had limited capability and were referred to as the food dispensers, but 24th century & onward models can create pretty much anything.

Sign me up! When will my replicator order be shipped & delivered?
 
You'll have to wait two more centuries. ;)
bitch slap GIF


That was for @Nebulous!
 
100% reliable and painless way of committing suicide for those who've had it with life and want to end the imposed suffering.
That already exists in 2-3 European countries that have legalized Euthanasia though. I believe one of them doesn't even require you to have documentation of mental (or any kind of) illness.
 
That already exists in 2-3 European countries that have legalized Euthanasia though. I believe one of them doesn't even require you to have documentation of mental (or any kind of) illness.

I hope its not like the suicide booth in futurama :lol:

 
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