I'll hold your monkey for you

[Macy]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”



The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 

[Corleone]

That's harsh! But... funny.

 

[hotspot]

that's so funny. i wonder if the bus driver relized it was a monkey. i think if i was the bus driver i would've relized it was a monkey right away becuase i don't like monkeys.

 

[hotspot]

that's very funny, if i was the bus driver i think i would've figured it out in a second becuase i don't like monkeys.

 

[Scout]

that's so funny. i wonder if the bus driver relized it was a monkey.

No... It was actually a baby... the guy in the back thought he was ugly too.

 

[hotspot]

No... It was actually a baby... the guy in the back thought he was ugly too.

i didn't relize that, i guess once i saw the word monkey i just thought of how much i dislike monkeys.

 

[Evil Eye]

i didn't relize that, i guess once i saw the word monkey i just thought of how much i dislike monkeys.

Why?

 

[hotspot]

Why?

if you mean why don't i like monkeys.

i do not like monkeys becuase, i think they are ugly, i find them very irritating ( they fool around), they do disgusting things like fling poo and eat thier poo, some monkeys eat other monkeys!, i just find them very annoying, also a monkey one time gave my dad the middle finger! and he took a picture!. sorry for anyone that likes monkeys.

 

[Macy]

if you mean why don't i like monkeys.

i do not like monkeys becuase, i think they are ugly, i find them very irritating ( they fool around), they do disgusting things like fling poo and eat thier poo, some monkeys eat other monkeys!, i just find them very annoying, also a monkey one time gave my dad the middle finger! and he took a picture!. sorry for anyone that likes monkeys.

Sorry but I find it hard to believe that a monkey flipped your dad off.

 

[hotspot]

Sorry but I find it hard to believe that a monkey flipped your dad off.

well my dad said something mean to the monkey, and then he flipped him off. i can go look for the picture, don't know where it is though. actually i've seen monkeys flip people off on tv before so i am sure there are others. i totally understand that you don't belive it, not everything is always easy to belive.

 

[Macy]

Monkeys aren't humans... they aren't very capable of understanding what you're saying.

 

[Peaceful]

if you mean why don't i like monkeys.

i do not like monkeys becuase, i think they are ugly, i find them very irritating ( they fool around), they do disgusting things like fling poo and eat thier poo, some monkeys eat other monkeys!, i just find them very annoying, also a monkey one time gave my dad the middle finger! and he took a picture!. sorry for anyone that likes monkeys.

 

[hotspot]

i'm not crazy

 

[Macy]

i'm not crazy

Are you sure about that?