In the dark of night, a burglar sneaks into a house, planning on hauling a load of valuables from the house to line his pockets.
As he tiptoes through the house, he hears a small voice; "Jesus is watching."
The burglar freezes in fear, waiting to be clubbed over the head or maybe shot in the back.
A few moments pass, and the burglar moves on to the next room. And again, that voice...."Jesus is watching".
The burglar freezes again, certain he is about to be found out, not moving a muscle.
When nothing happens, he goes on into the next room. This time, the voice comes from right next to him!! "Jesus is watching".
The burglar whips around, shining his flashlight, and there in the corner sees a large parrot on his perch. The parrot says, "Jesus is watching". The burglar chuckles at himself for being afraid of a damn parrot, and asks the parrot, "So I suppose you're Jesus?"
The parrot says, "No, I'm Moses."
The burglar laughs again and says, "Moses??! Who the hell names their parrot 'Moses'?"
The parrot replies "The same people who named their Rottweiler 'Jesus'!"
As he tiptoes through the house, he hears a small voice; "Jesus is watching."
The burglar freezes in fear, waiting to be clubbed over the head or maybe shot in the back.
A few moments pass, and the burglar moves on to the next room. And again, that voice...."Jesus is watching".
The burglar freezes again, certain he is about to be found out, not moving a muscle.
When nothing happens, he goes on into the next room. This time, the voice comes from right next to him!! "Jesus is watching".
The burglar whips around, shining his flashlight, and there in the corner sees a large parrot on his perch. The parrot says, "Jesus is watching". The burglar chuckles at himself for being afraid of a damn parrot, and asks the parrot, "So I suppose you're Jesus?"
The parrot says, "No, I'm Moses."
The burglar laughs again and says, "Moses??! Who the hell names their parrot 'Moses'?"
The parrot replies "The same people who named their Rottweiler 'Jesus'!"
Nice one
