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Are you the computer programmer?
I’ll take your word for it
A Microsoft office joke? I'm sure you're a big hit at parties.You can take my Excel too. And Outlook while you're at it. Hell, take the whole damn MS Office.
Why haven't you been to a party?
Uuummm... because I never saw any appeal and thus never had the urge to attend one?
Interesting 🤔
Not even a birthday party?
Yeah, I hate birthday parties too!
I hate all kinds of parties. They all come down to a bunch of people I don't even know, like or care for drinking copious amounts of alcohol, getting drunk, loud and obnoxious. I would rather blow my brains out with a 12-gauge shotgun than to attend a party.
How would you know any of that information if you've never been to a party?
