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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley

when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

What are you doing? he asks.

I'm going to commit a suicide, she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive,

he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked

Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?

So, she does, with a deep tongue kiss.

After she's finished the biker says,

Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had!

That's a real talent you are wasting!

You could be famous!

Why are youcommitting suicide?

My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.....





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