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Kissing Under the Mistletoe

Jazzy

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We are all familiar with at least a portion of the mysterious mistletoe's story: namely, that a lot of kissing under the mistletoe has been going on for ages.



My question is who do you wish was kissing you under the mistletoe?
 
Nicolas Cage
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I'd lick yoghurt off him without a spoon!
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Jazzy and Rapunzel, tee-hee!



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...okay, now that I'm done with my tribute, if I were to do the stereotypical celebrity thing it would be Summer Glau (though if she were unavailable and the newly back-on-the-market Scarlet Johanssen had to substitute, I wouldn't shed any tears). Though ideally, it would be someone I held special but I had to let go about 7,000 km away from me...
 
Never kissed anyone under mistletoe.



I suppose I'd take Megan Fox under the mistletoe though.
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Sam Elliott as pictured here (without Cher)
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In RL, I got dumped so I have no special guy to kiss under the Mistletoe.
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Durandal said:
Jazzy and Rapunzel, tee-hee!



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...okay, now that I'm done with my tribute, if I were to do the stereotypical celebrity thing it would be Summer Glau (though if she were unavailable and the newly back-on-the-market Scarlet Johanssen had to substitute, I wouldn't shed any tears). Though ideally, it would be someone I held special but I had to let go about 7,000 km away from me...



I don't know if you're laughing at us or wishing to smooch us . . .
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Durandal said:
Though ideally, it would be someone I held special but I had to let go about 7,000 km away from me...



This doesn't sound good. It sounds like you're pushing the one you care about out of the 'plane door without a parachute.
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Probably just my warped mind misinterpreting things again . . .
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Jazzy said:
Sam Elliott as pictured here (without Cher)
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In RL, I got dumped so I have no special guy to kiss under the Mistletoe.
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Awwwww.....hunni
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Btw, Sam's cute.
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Rapunzel said:
I don't know if you're laughing at us or wishing to smooch us . . .
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I meant the latter, the latter.



Rapunzel said:
This doesn't sound good. It sounds like you're pushing the one you care about out of the 'plane door without a parachute.
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Probably just my warped mind misinterpreting things again . . .
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No, no; actually - I was more like the one pushed out the plane without the parachute...I mean't in that I reside on land, and at a distance of approximately 7.000 km (...a little bit more than the width of the Atlantic ocean...) point-to-point, she resides on land (in a house of course).
 
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