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Hi everyone, my name is André. I'm 17, I live in the cold north in Norway and currently go to school. I also work at a book store, initially to get to work with something I love (literature), but instead I mainly sell Fifty Shades of Grey to old women (and surprisingly many men as well).

I like listening to music, I'm above average interested in fashion and I am also currently working on making a forum called Ecclesia.

I'm looking forward to getting to know you guys. Remember to check out my interview thread!
 
Welcome. :hut: I'm the resident Whovian who is above average interested in making puns and dirty jokes. ;)

...but instead I mainly sell Fifty Shades of Grey to old women (and surprisingly many men as well).

Yep. The older they get, the hornier they are. :P
 
Welcome. :hut: I'm the resident Whovian who is above average interested in making puns and dirty jokes. ;)



Yep. The older they get, the hornier they are. :P
Thank you! And yeah, it always cracks me up. Especially when insecure balding men in their late fifties are laying a copy of Fifty Shades on the counter.
 
Hello, André, and :w2: to Off Topix. Great introduction and very happy you decided to join us! :happydance:

P.S. @Smiley has worn out his copy of Fifty Shades. Perhaps you could give him a store discount?
 
Hello, André, and :w2: to Off Topix. Great introduction and very happy you decided to join us! :happydance:

P.S. @Smiley has worn out his copy of Fifty Shades. Perhaps you could give him a store discount?
Thank you! Of course, I'll even throw in "Grey" for free, which is the same book, only from Christian Grey's perspective. ;)

:w: @Tagobs, where all things get ninjafied :P
Thanks!

I don't think I've seen any of my books listed for sale in Norway.

I'll have to look.
Do that! If I find them in our database I could order them in!
 
Hi André! Welcome to Off Topix!

I'm oldish and love YA, but I've no interest in that book!
 
Hi everyone, my name is André. I'm 17, I live in the cold north in Norway and currently go to school. I also work at a book store, initially to get to work with something I love (literature), but instead I mainly sell Fifty Shades of Grey to old women (and surprisingly many men as well).

I like listening to music, I'm above average interested in fashion and I am also currently working on making a forum called Ecclesia.

I'm looking forward to getting to know you guys. Remember to check out my interview thread!

:w: André, glad to have you here with us! :dance:
 
Welcome aboard the Good Ship Off Topix, Andre! :)
 
I think we might have some vampire/fairy cross-species erotic fiction hidden away someplace in the backroom ;)

@Jewel: No, don't go there!

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See, @Jazzy? It's funnier when I do it. ;)
 
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