This is what happens when you get a mohawk, folks....
(1) @PGen98 - The hell did you do to your head?
(2) @Daltonio - And pissed him off?
(3) @MrDawn - You look like you lost a bet.
(4) @Nebulous - You look like Bert with an extra chromosome...
(5) @PGen98 (upon hearing I wanted a Jean-Luc Picard haircut) Oh, you will never be that cool!
(5) @MrDawn - That's not a Mohawk, that's an anorexic urchin on a buttplug with ears....
And finally,
Everyone: You look like Bert.
@Webster: *with a contented sigh* I look like Bert....