Neighbors

[Corleone]

Do you like your neighbors?



We don't talk to most of our neighbors, but one neighbor in particular always is looking for something to complain about. Just today when I was trying to start a fire in my fire pit, he seriously starred the whole time to make sure no debris got into his yard. Some initial newspaper flew into the air, but that's what I use to start the fire. After I tried starting it a couple times I gave up because it still wouldn't start. No newspaper landed in his yard, so he wasted 30 minutes of his time.

In addition, the fire pit is over 50 feet away from his yard. He is always looking for trouble.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

My old neighbor (the place i just moved from) was a kleptomaniac. She would steal everything that wasnt locked inside my house.. My door mat, my backyard chairs / stools, my daughters toys, EVEN MY MAIL. She was a promiscuous whore that had a different guy over all the time getting drunk all hours of the night (mainly on weekends / my days off.. Great way to spend your off time.

).

This wouldn't bother me so much if she was on a separate property but it was 2 houses on one lot. Her house was basically in my backyard so whatever she was doing, I would know about it.



Now that Ive moved, I have 2 very nice neighbors and both sides of me.

I dont really know anyone else on the street though.

 

[Jazzy]

I love my neighbors because I don't have any. My nearest neighbor is 5 miles down the road from me.

 

[Evil Eye]

Sure, one of them comes over for dinner regularly (and the other way around).

I love my neighbors because I don't have any.

Jazzy's a real people person...

 

[Corleone]

lol Right. If I didn't have any neighbors I'm sure I'd like them too. Especially if they lived 5 miles away.