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Smooth's Bar
- Thread starter Nebulous
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*A guy in some dark blue old timey looking armor comes in. And he clearly has one thing in mind* Lady Smooth! I need your finest Ale! Battle comes and I need to be good and drunk before it comes! The Drunken Wolf shall ride again!
Smooth said:I would never send a warrior off to battle drunk!! Shame on you to think I would. You need all your wits about you in battle and I'm not about to hinder you.
Opening the bar for breakfast and I have homemade biscotti as snacks plus the regular breakfast menu. Special today is apple pancakes and Bananas Foster. The coffee is hot, fresh and strong! Come on in!!
Ah very well Lady Smooth. I shall take a cup of Coffee.
Jazzy said:The hottest one that can ride the longest!
Boy.. that sure sounds like some double entendre or however you say that word.
I'll take a margarita on the rocks...
Temerit said:I'll take a strawberry smoothie
I was just this very second thinking how good a strawberry smoothie would taste! So, apparantly you and I have some things in common. I'm gonna hate annihilating you politically. If there was a Kiss smilie, I'd put it here.
Oh, Smooth...Add a banana to my smoothie, please.
Millennium said:
Not only salt the rim...sprinkle the ice cubes.
