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Smooth's Bar

Evil Eye said:
Just water, please.

Gotta reach those 8 glasses
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Isn't all that water going to make you have to pee?
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The toilets are all locked when Smooth isn't here
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Good morning Smooth! I'm here for some fresh pastries or fresh talk which ever comes first....
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Smooth said:
G'Mornin' my friend! Pastries are there on the bar. Homemade by my Mama! Help yourself! Coffee with that, I presume?



Man your Mama sure knows how to make pastries! You bet I will take a large coffee light and sweet please!
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Smooth said:
Light and sweet, just how I take mine. But the java has to start out REALLY strong.

Mama thanks you for the compliment to her culinary skills. She put you on the list of people to send a Christmas box full of goodies to!
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I can't wait for Christmas!
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Smooth said:
I am starving so I'm making strawberry crepes for anyone who comes in. Coffee is hot and fresh, too!

Takers?



I'll take some crepes and coffee please!
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Sorry about your back Smooth
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Next time I will open for you but I was very busy yesterday.
 
Wonder if this bar is still open
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And here I was about to ask for the strongest drink she has on stock. Somethin' to help keep up my energy.
 
Sci said:
And here I was about to ask for the strongest drink she has on stock. Somethin' to help keep up my energy.



I'll make it for you and it's a drink called sex on the beach
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