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South Park quotes
- Thread starter Nebulous
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Forgive me for living, but I've never seen an episode.
“Each year, the Rainforest is responsible for over three thousand deaths from accidents, attacks or illnesses. There are over seven hundred things in the Rainforest that cause cancer. Join the fight now and help stop the Rainforest before it’s too late.”
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“Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionare!” — Cartman
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“Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Cartman
“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies
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“Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.” — Eric Cartman
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“Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.” — Cartman
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“It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan
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“Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn’t mean you have to approve of it! …”Tolerate” means you’re just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane or, or you tolerate a bad cold. It can still piss you off!” — Mr. Garrison
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“Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy
“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman
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That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda” — Sexual Harassment Panda
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“Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionare!” — Cartman
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“Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Cartman
“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies
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“Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.” — Eric Cartman
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“Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.” — Cartman
------------------------------------------------------------------
“It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan
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“Tolerant, but not stupid! Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn’t mean you have to approve of it! …”Tolerate” means you’re just putting up with it! You tolerate a crying child sitting next to you on the airplane or, or you tolerate a bad cold. It can still piss you off!” — Mr. Garrison
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“Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy
“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman
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That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda” — Sexual Harassment Panda
