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Steven Seagal's "Running Style"

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...and this dude was, back in the day, an alleged "action" star....

 
What's wrong with his running style?
To use a politically incorrect phrase....
"For someone who fashions himself an uber tough-guy, Seagal runs like a little girl."
 
On behalf of all little and not so little girls:

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On behalf of all little and not so little girls:

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Hey, its' the stone truth. Sometimes its' hurts when our action heroes get deconstructed; just read these two articles and then defend Seagal....

 
I have no interest in defending him, since he means diddly squat to me, but there's no need to insult young lassies by comparing them to Steven Seagull. ;)

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Huh. Two men, one straight, one bi, both running like little girls. That should be interesting. :p
 
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