The Annoying Madi Joke Thread

[CommanderMadi]

Hey!. What do you call a cow that eats grass in your yard? A lawn mooer! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! Lawn mooer?! HAHAHA!

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! What happens to frogs that are parked illegally? They get toad away! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! TOAD AWAY?! HAHAHAHA!

 

[Jazzy]

Stop it as you're making me spit water on my desk

 

[CommanderMadi]

ROFL, I am Madi, you are a mime, I am driving you crazy all the time

 

[Jazzy]

if i were a dog

and u were a flower

i’d lift up my leg

and give u a shower

 

[CommanderMadi]

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! How do crazy people go through the woods? They take the psycho path! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! psycho path? HAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Rapunzel]

Like it! Got an udder funny one for us?

 

[Rapunzel]

That was toadily funny. I won't froget that one.

 

[Rapunzel]

If I could laugh harder I wood. Good one.

 

[MrMetroid]

Alright don't milk it Rapunzel

 

[CommanderMadi]

Hey! Know how you make fruit punch? Call a pineapple stupid! HAHAHAHA!

 

[Rapunzel]

Butt...er

I was just making a cheesy comment.

 

[CommanderMadi]

Thanks

. I hope you PATH it on your friends

 

[CommanderMadi]

What has orange hair, big feet and comes out of a test tube?



Bozo the Clone. Hahahahaha!, Get it? Bozo the Clone? Hahahahaha!

 

[Rapunzel]

Lol. You're funny when your cloneing around.

(Sorry, I know it's a mis-spelling. Doh)

 

[CommanderMadi]

Its funny cuz I do

 

[Rapunzel]

*psy* cho-kay

Geddit? *sigh* okay! hahaha

 

[CommanderMadi]

Hey!, why did the porcupine cross the road?

To get the point across. Hahahahaha!, Get it? Point? across? Hahahahah!

 

[Rapunzel]

Good point!