The Annoying Madi Joke Thread

[CommanderMadi]

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers! Hahahaha! Get it?! Squeakers? It's funny cause it rhymes with Sneakers! Hahahaha!

 

[MrMetroid]

So was I

 

[Rapunzel]

I shoe'd write these down. I mouse't remember them.

 

[CommanderMadi]

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! How do sheep stay clean? They take baa-aa-aa-aaths. HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Ba-aa-aa-aaths! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! wait a second. Why aren't you laughing

 

[Rapunzel]

That is a baaaaaaaaad joke . . . but very funny!

I mutton forget it.

 

[CommanderMadi]

Hahahahaha!

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! How many knives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'm not sure...it's a stab in the dark! HAHAHAHA!!! Get it?! STAB in the dark? HAHAHA!

 

[Jazzy]

Very good one!

 

[Rapunzel]

That was SHOCKINGLY good!

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! Where do aliens leave their UFOs? At parking meteors! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Meteors! HAHAHA!

 

[CommanderMadi]

Again, HEY! wait a second. Why aren't you laughing

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! CIDER! HAHAHAHAHahaha

 

[Rapunzel]

Love it! I think this one pipped the others to the winning post.

 

[CommanderMadi]

Love it! I think this one pipped the others to the winning post.

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! Do you know why Facebook Chat became a Picture to Picture Chat? Because they got low on ink. Hahahahahaha! Get it? Low on ink? Hahahahaha!

 

[CommanderMadi]

If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel. HAHAHAHA! Get it?! BAGEL! HAHAHAHA!!! Flying bagels are funny!

 

[Jazzy]

I don't know where you keep coming up with these but they crack me up!