The Annoying Madi Joke Thread

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! What did one frog say to the other? Time is fun when you're having flies! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Evil Eye]

 

[Rapunzel]

HEY! What did one frog say to the other? Time is fun when you're having flies! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Another toadily brilliant joke! Keep 'em coming!

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! A helping HAND?! HAHAHA!

 

[Evil Eye]

Oh boy

 

[CommanderMadi]

Wait a second, why aren't you laughing

 

[Evil Eye]

Because using two smilies would be overkill for one sentence

 

[Rapunzel]

HEY! How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! A helping HAND?! HAHAHA!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other Does this taste funny to you?

 

[Rapunzel]

Because using two smilies would be overkill for one sentence

(I like using lots of smilies)

 

[CommanderMadi]

Hahahahahaha!

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! How do you change tires on a duck? With a quackerjack!!! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! A QUACK-erjack?! HAHAHA!

 

[Jazzy]

Good one!

 

[Rapunzel]

I've heard of dog-tired but never duck-tired.

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! What do you get when you cross a pig with a

dinosaur? Jurassic Pork! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it? Jurassic Pork? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Evil Eye]

 

[CommanderMadi]

10 chars topic

 

[Rapunzel]

 

[CommanderMadi]

HEY! Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks! HAHAHA! Get it?! Trunks?! Get it?! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Rapunzel]

Why can't two elephants go swimming?



Because they've only got one pair of trunks between them.

 

[CommanderMadi]