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The Underwear Oracle

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Your Underwear Says You're Confident



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You like your underwear to make you feel girlish and pretty. Let's hope you're a chick.



You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.



The Underwear Oracle
 
Heartwarming story Princess, I would imagine you'd be all over the perfect underwear, as any Princess would.

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Your Underwear Says You're a Kid at Heart

You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!

You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear.

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Yeah--I'll just bet it's lies.....lol.
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Question for you--are they scooby do underoos?
 
No reason to cry....lol....

My son wore scooby do, my daughter wore wonderwoman. lol.
 
Keyword, Wore.
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Maybe I should buy batman or joker underwear, that is a bit of an advancement.
 
Your Lack of Underwear Says You're Gross!

You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!



You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.



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Just did that one for fun..
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Your Underwear Says You're a Typical Guy

You tend to throw out your underwear after a few months. It gets used and abused!



You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.
 
Hehe I love your result Princess; Let's hope you're a chick.



Your Underwear Says You're Hot



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When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!



You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way.
 
Michael Myers said:
Keyword, Wore.
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Maybe I should buy batman or joker underwear, that is a bit of an advancement.

Yep, my son has 'graduated' from scooby do under-roos to Superman boxers..... (I still do his laundry on occasion...) lol.
 
Your Underwear Says You're a Typical Guy



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You have a lucky pair of underwear. And you wear it more than you should.



You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.
 
i dont get this line: You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.

What and odd thing to say about someone.
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Definitely strange.
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Remember the TV show Married with Children? That guy sat around with his hand resting in his pants all the time.........
 
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