What are the two things you’d like to ask your pet?

[Dead2009]

If im asking my cat it's "why do you always sit on my shoulder like a damn parrot" and "whats your obsession with clawing at a table?"

 

[passenger]

Dog: What the hell did you find to eat that made you have diarrhea?

 

[PsychoticThoughts]

Dog (s): Why do you always have to get out at dawn? What's about that time slot that's so specific for you?

 

[duskpire]

My king snake often tells me when she is hungry. She goes in circles in her tank & makes a lot of racket.

 

[ElegantAura]

If I could ask my cat one thing, it would be....Why on earth don’t you want to be brushed? What’s so terrible about it?’