Mine? *checks* Nope not at the moment.Your dick.What? You asked, I answered.
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You think I just walk around with a boner all day long? LolHuh. A rare occasion.
That's the general impression you're giving off.
Opt out of the Taboo Tavern and you'll think of me as a normal person again.
I suppose it's possible you're just faking it.
Faking what?
With a stick to hold for directional purposes.....He's pretty stiff, so that would work.
...I didn't just say that, did I? *shrugs* Oh well....
*hugs Smiley* We're all damaged goods, my friend....
With a stick to hold for directional purposes.....
...I didn't just say that, did I? *shrugs* Oh well....
More like a limp noodle. @Smiley acts like he's never even had an erection in his life.
Oh Smiley?More like a limp noodle. @Smiley acts like he's never even had an erection in his life.
Yes, some more than others...*hugs Smiley* We're all damaged goods, my friend....
More like a limp noodle. @Smiley acts like he's never even had an erection in his life.
You rang, M'Lord?
@Webster is your lord?
That jelly is too liquidy.
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