Woman marries her two cats

[Jazzy]

A woman is purring with joy after marrying her two cats.

Barbarella Buchner, 48, tied the knot with her two feline companions after a seven year relationship with a (human) man ended.

After finding comfort in brothers Lugosi and Spider, who she adopted from an animal shelter, she decided to take the leap and marry them.

The three of them them had a honeymoon in Lanzarote, and Barbarella even had the initials of her ‘husbands’ tattooed on her leg.

She told The Sun: ‘I realised no human had ever or could ever make me feel as happy and loved as them.’

The marriage was even ‘recognised’ (sort of) with a certificate from a website which aims to help people marry their pets.

Barbarella now plans to live married life to the fullest at her home in north London.

She said: ‘Some people call me a bigamist for marrying two cats, but why shouldn’t I?’

Adding that her family think she is ‘raving mad’ Barbarella says her loved ones need to just ‘accept it’.

Comments?

 

[MrDawn]

Sounds like another sour case of beastiality. Poor cats.

 

[Webster]

She told The Sun: ‘I realised no human had ever or could ever make me feel as happy and loved as them.’

The fact that the woman in the Metro article spoke to the Scum newspaper says pretty much everything one needs to know about the veracity of the story... *adds w/bitter deadpan* ...remind me to explain the Scum newspaper reference sometime....

 

[Evil Eye]

I realised no human had ever or could ever make me feel as happy and loved as them.

I suppose...

Calling it a marriage is a bit weird, beyond that it's not exactly very special is it?

 

[WHO IS SERAFIN]

I saw this coming long ago. Next step people demanding government recognize the marriage and demanding all the freebies and benefits be given to them. Its coming and like everything else from this weak spined government they will get it. We gotta get government out of any kind of marriage.

 

[seasidemike]

She must really love pussy .... (sorry)

 

[Excommunicado]

Stupid, sad, silly! What heights has this world reached to.

It's usually 45+ aged people who stupidly marry animals.

 

[Dee]

Sounds like another sour case of beastiality. Poor cats.

Only if she's having sex with them. Marrying cats is different, but being sexually active or intimate with them is the bestiality part.