Zhang Ruifang, 101, grows mystery horn on forehead

[Evil Eye]

An elderly Chinese woman has stunned her family and fellow villagers by growing from her forehead a horn than resembles a goat’s.

Grandmother Zhang Ruifang, 101, of Linlou village, Henan province, began developing the mysterious protrusion last year.

Since then it has grown 2.4in in length and another now appears to emerging on the other side of the mother of seven’s forehead.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1256398/Chinese-grandmother-grows-devil-horns.html

 

[Jazzy]

Now that brings the expression of being horny to a whole new level!

 

[Evil Eye]

At 101? Bad, Jazzy!

 

[Jazzy]

@EE: She's living proof that even at the age of 101, you can get horny.

 

[The Dragon Master]

Jazzy... Jazzy... Jazzy.... I have images in my head that I could of done without

 

[Durandal]

Now that brings the expression of being horny to a whole new level!

@EE: She's living proof that even at the age of 101, you can get horny.

I'm awarding you the unofficial Awesome Award.

I'm surprised we aren't talking about other connotations here - 101...perhaps she bargained to reach that age...

 

[Evil Eye]

You guys are bad!

Jazzy... Jazzy... Jazzy.... I have images in my head that I could of done without

Good imagination, Dragon?

 

[Jazzy]

Would come in very handy if you had no place to hang your coat! XD

 

[Evil Eye]

It'd cover your eye though...

 

[Durandal]

She could poke someone else's eye out with that thing.

 

[Evil Eye]

She's a 101, you'd have to be a bit slow to not see that coming

 

[Jazzy]

She should add a G to the beginning of her last name (Gruifang).

 

[Durandal]

She's a 101, you'd have to be a bit slow to not see that coming

She looks like a pretty fit 101, to me, and she's rockin' the horns...something supernatural is going on

If you want, you can be first in line to test the theory

 

[Evil Eye]

I don't want my eye poked out!...wait... out of what exactly?

 

[Durandal]

I don't want my eye poked out!...wait... out of what exactly?

...of your head. ...or if she gets that thing rockin' enough - THROUGH your head!

 

[Evil Eye]

...but I'm mist

 

[Durandal]

...but I'm mist

Oh, she'll still poke it through somethin', don't you worry.

 

[Evil Eye]

I wasn't worrying... now I am

 

[Jazzy]

Why don't you sneak up behind her?

 

[Evil Eye]

I think I'll just stay here