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I've just finished reading a book called "how to clear leaves from your driveway"
By Ray King 🍃 🍂 🍁 🍃 🍂
By Ray King 🍃 🍂 🍁 🍃 🍂
Must be one of those days. I came back from the toilet to dry the wishes and didn't realize that I hadn't washed any yet 🤦♀️
Some people make me mad! 😡
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word.
You have my Word.
This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.
I must have a chess infection.
I must have a chess infection.
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one
Two slices of bread got married...
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
Its' Halloween so yours truly, the Webster, is going with a Halloween-themed avatar and handle for October!
Updated my profile for Halloween.
Congrats @passenger on being the October 2025 Member of the Month!
You're now one of only four current three-time MotM winners!
You're now one of only four current three-time MotM winners!
They should make a cat-themed spin-off of Paw Patrol...
And call it “Claw & Order.”
And call it “Claw & Order.”
My psychologist tried saying today that Melania Trump is Indian 🤷
