Can't believe how quickly the year is going! August already!
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...the "You" above refers to the aforementioned spammers....
New song lyrics on the if internet forums were a real lace thread.
Little Johnny was taking the bus into town with his mom.
Mom: Johnny, if the bus driver asks how old you are, you must tell him you’re 6, not 7. That way, we’ll save twenty cents.
Sure enough, the bus arrived, and Johnny got on first.
Driver: How old are you, son?
Johnny: I’m 6, sir.
Driver: Hmm… really? And when will you be 7?
Johnny: That’ll be as soon as I get off this bus.
Mom: Johnny, if the bus driver asks how old you are, you must tell him you’re 6, not 7. That way, we’ll save twenty cents.
Sure enough, the bus arrived, and Johnny got on first.
Driver: How old are you, son?
Johnny: I’m 6, sir.
Driver: Hmm… really? And when will you be 7?
Johnny: That’ll be as soon as I get off this bus.
I had a dream I was banned on every forum I ever visited 😮
I am the only one online now
Less than three days until my 50th birthday....still can't believe I'm about to turn 50!
Fifty?!@?
Fifty?!@?
I became a goon a week ago
I hate this stupid asthma. My ribs, hips and chest hurt so much and I'm meant to be taking my aunty to the movies on Monday and it's Saturday afternoon already here 😭😭😭
I need sleep
Happy 4th guys. Been a party all day.
Bruh my neighbor is having a party and it’s almost 11:30. I can’t go to sleep and the bass is so loud
Ain't no mountain high enough... to keep me from getting to you, unless it's an actual mountain, cause screw that.
Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.
meep