Giving It Your All For Team & Country...

[Webster]

 

[PGen98]

It was a good goal, but running into the keeper and getting injured isn't giving your all

(having said that, great player and his goal was a wonderful one!)

 

[Webster]

It was a good goal, but running into the keeper and getting injured isn't giving your all

They said it was "an abdominal injury"....you know, a shot to the tallywangers!

 

[PGen98]

They said it was "an abdominal injury"....you know, a shot to the tallywangers!

Eek! Poor guy, well, I've got plenty of clothes he can borrow if they need to amputate

 

[Webster]

Eek! Poor guy, well, I've got plenty of clothes he can borrow if they need to amputate

I think he's good there but...man, the boys took a beating on that one.

 

[PGen98]

I think he's good there but...man, the boys took a beating on that one.

Well, offer always stands

 

[Webster]

‘I didn’t get hit in the balls’: Christian Pulisic settles World Cup injury mystery

Christian Pulisic says he hurt his pelvic bone while scoring against Iran and is ‘taking it day to day’ as the US prepare to play the Netherlands on Saturday

www.theguardian.com

In good news for both the United States’ chances at the World Cup and the continuation of the Pulisic family line, the USMNT winger has confirmed he did not suffer a testicular injury during his team’s win over Iran on Tuesday.

Speaking at a press conference two days before the US face Netherlands for a place in the World Cup quarter-finals, Christian Pulisic said he was hit in the pelvic bone while scoring the winning goal in USA’s 1-0 win.

Pulisic was taken to hospital with what was described as an abdominal injury after colliding with the Iran goalkeeper as he forced the ball over the line. Many believed “abdominal injury” was a euphemism for a blow to somewhere rather more delicate. “It was very painful. That [pelvic] bone is there for a reason to protect you; I hit it well,” Pulisic told reporters on Thursday. “It was sore, but it’s getting better.” He added that he “didn’t get hit in the balls. I’m all right.”

 

[PGen98]

‘I didn’t get hit in the balls’: Christian Pulisic settles World Cup injury mystery

Christian Pulisic says he hurt his pelvic bone while scoring against Iran and is ‘taking it day to day’ as the US prepare to play the Netherlands on Saturday

www.theguardian.com

Aww, I'll still help with the wardrobe if needed