2012

[DrLeftover]

I think it's time for the Mayans to change their calendar.



We get a new one every year, why can't they get a new one every few hundred?

They do.



But saying that doesn't sell books and TV shows and movies.

 

[DrLeftover]

Dear Earthlings

We sent you a message last year, but as you chose not to respond, you leave us no choice but to destroy you.

Sincerly

The Anunnaki



PS- You should have listened to the Mayans.

 

[Evil Eye]

Dear Anunnaki,



As you obviously have the capacity for normal human communication, why didn't you just send us a normal message?



Sincerly,



The Earthicans



PS - You should really read tvtropes if you want some tips on destroying us.

 

[DrLeftover]

Dear semi-sentient pond scum:



Who do you think wrote the scripts?



~A

 

[Evil Eye]

Dear arrogant aliens,



I'm starting to doubt your ability to actually destroy us. You're all talk it seems.



We hope to hear from you soon,



The semi-sentient pond scum.

 

[Jazzy]

Anyways the world as I know it ends when I die.

I could get into a car accident tomorrow and that will be my doomsday.

Very well said and I agree with you!

 

[DrLeftover]

Very Well....



THE COUNTDOWN IS ON: Your Sun Will Incinerate Your Entire Planet (except New Jersey, why waste perfectly good superheated plasma on that?) In 3,720,182,452 Years. Give or take a couple of millennium.



Better start building spaceships now, the plans are on some monuments in Egypt.



Sincerely

Your Primeval Gods

 

[Evil Eye]

Challenge accepted.

We will build our spaceships and conquer your planet!



Sincerely,

Your future overlords