Ask the Girls

[Matt]

[quote name='Matt']ITT: Shit questions that waste the time of the girls answering them.

ITT: girls who are actually FBI agents.[/quote]

Well played, good sir.

 

[Princess]

Why do girls think they always need a tan? What good does it do?

We think it looks healthy

why are girls obsessed with chocolate?

Chocolate is nature's answer to a perfect boyfriend--it's sweet, it's always there when you need it, it doesn't talk back, and eating copious amounts makes you feel better......

 

[Kaczynski]

TANS: I dunno they look orange. A lot of Eastern countries, well, Asian...well, say the Chinese, they think pale people look more beautiful. In Western countries, you find that tans are more popular. Depends on culture. I guess pale skin is sallow and unhealthy, whereas tans are a sign that the person is more outgoing, just go read Charles Darwin.



CHOCOLATE: It releases these natural endorphins or something, they've got something in them that make us girls happy. And it tastes good.

 

[Corleone]

Why do girls flirt with you one day, then avoid/shun you the next?

 

[Michael Scott]

Why do girls hug each other and don't think it's wrong, but when men hug each other, girls think it's it's wrong and gay. Why don't they think when they hug, their being wrong and lesbians?

 

[streetbackguy]

why are girls shorter than men?

 

[Michael Scott]

why are girls shorter than men?

There are a lot of girls who are taller than men. So this is pretty pointless.

 

[Corleone]

Why do most girls NEED a boyfriend?

 

[Kaczynski]

Why do most girls NEED a boyfriend?

THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF OUR EXISTENCE: REPRODUCTION.

Why do most guys NEED a girlfriend?

 

[Sam.]

Nobody needs a boyfriend or girlfriend. If the purpose of our existance is reproduction, then all we need to do is reproduce - none of this boyfriend/girlfriend crap NEEDS to be involved.

 

[Corleone]

^^ Clarification of my point, indeed.

 

[Princess]

Lots of people (girls and guys both) want to 'belong' to something or someone. They think it gives them status or makes them more important. Some people just don't like to be alone.

 

[Corleone]

What's wrong with being FRIENDS and nothing more?

 

[Xtron]

Why do most girls NEED a boyfriend?

That is a lame question, read the bible or something =P





And I don't like the Why do girls

everyone is different so you can't really say all girls do this or that, just saying.



but, why do most girls have to wear make-up? I know this was asked but I just don't get it, it bothers me so much. Make-up is stupid your not a clown, take it off your pretty without it.





And,



Why do so many women want to be in the army. =/

(Your going to say, same reason a man wants to be in the arm, to protect our country)



Doesn't work like that.

 

[Princess]

What's wrong with being FRIENDS and nothing more?

At your age, I'd say it's a status thing. If you don't have a steady boyfriend, you perceive yourself as having something wrong with you. (not saying that's a right feeling, but it's part of the self image issue that most girls have--what's wrong with me--guys don't like me)

As you get a little older, you'll see that it's easier for girls and guys to be friends. Teenage years are pretty difficult, but you'll get through them.



@ Xtron--makeup is another thing that girls do as a self image thing--lots of girls have image issues--it's not pleasant, but we do. I don't know any girl--from 10 to 90 that is satisfied with how she looks--her hair is too straight, too curly, she's too fat, too skinny, she's too tall, she's too short....etc.

And for some reason, we buy the hype that is put forth by the advertising agencies that we need to be 'fixed' Life will be good if we use the right shampoo, use the right makeup, eat the right food, lose 20 pounds.....



As far as the Army thing goes...Patriotism was a big part of it for the women in my family that joined. Career advancement was also a part of it. It was really easy for women to advance in some careers and when you got out, you not only had a retirement (we were all lifers, not short timers) but you had the career experience in a shorter time period than in the civillian world. So, assuming you joined at 20 or 21, stayed in for 20 years. You got your retirement in your early 40's plus you had 20 years of experience and were young enough to start again as a civillian.

 

[Darthmaul]

say, i walk up to you. then i start to ask you out. i am nervous, sweating and blushing. i am looking at the floor and speaking softly. do you accept?

 

[Princess]

say, i walk up to you. then i start to ask you out. i am nervous, sweating and blushing. i am looking at the floor and speaking softly. do you accept?

Probably not--since I'm married....lol.

But yeah, if you were someone that I saw all the time and like that--someone from school. Sure, I wouldn't have an issue with it.

 

[Kaczynski]

I would probably say yes if I knew you well enough, I mean a date is a date but a relationship is a whole other story, but since it's just a date I would agree to it.

 

[Nebulous]

Why do you like to get all dressed up and look pretty in the beginning of a relationship.. Then wear sweat pants all the time and never put on makeup once you have been in the relationship for a long time?

 

[Kaczynski]

Well I don't get dressed up anyway most of the time. It's probably because one would feel more comfortable around you, and let their guard down more often and not stress so much about their appearance because they know you like them as they are...funny how that works out?