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Survive in a Wal-Mart

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If you received 1 million dollars for surviving, would you agree to be locked inside a Wal-Mart for 24 hours with a psychotic serial killer?

If so, how would you survive?
 
yes, by killing the killer...

welp, that was easy... :lol:

now...

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I'd hide at a register. You can't find anyone there when they're open, let alone closed.
 
DrLeftover said:
Nebulous said:
If you received 1 million dollars for surviving, would you agree to be locked inside a Wal-Mart for 24 hours with a psychotic serial killer?

If so, how would you survive?

I'd kill the killer.

There's plenty of choices of weapons, concealment, and cover in your average store.

Pretty much. Wal-Mart has everything you need to defend yourself. I'd just go on over to the hunting section and get me a hand gun or a rifle and put a bullet in the killer's head if he hasn't thought to ambush me there first.
 
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