Wal-Mart Drops MyPillow From Stores, Causing Lindell To Lash Out At Them

[Webster]

Oh, the horror! Now if anyone wants those lumpy-as-hell, expensive pillows, they'll have to buy them from the man himself.....sad.

Walmart kicks Pillow Man to the curb—and the bratwurst spittle flies

Sometime after Mike Lindell’s mustache attained sentience—but well before Lindell himself did—it and/or he founded MyPillow Inc. And the rest is (about to be) history. Of course, it’s ironic that a dude who looks like he hasn’t had a full night’s sleep...

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Well, in another cruel bit of irony, Lindell may finally have time for sleep. His once-booming pillow concern has taken another major step into a grave of its own making after Walmart decided to stop carrying its wares in its stores. And Lindell’s brain—whose EEG readings are roughly what you’d get if you spent a lazy Sunday tossing wet spaghetti at a bug zapper—is now glitching big-time.

LINDELL: “And I said, ‘I get it, you’re canceling us.’ And he had this shmirk [sic] on his face and I shlammed [sic] the computer. Disgusting. Shame on you, Walmart. Shame on you. Just because you thought you could wait until now, for the American people, for the people of this country to sit there and do a slow cancel out. It’s just as bad, you should have just done it on day 1 when I stood up with the evidence out there. That’s what they should have done, Brannon. They’re cowards, they’re disgusting.”

As I've long said....

 

[Nebulous]

No more my-pillows in wal-mart?!

 

[Nebulous]

Jk, I’m sure he sells plenty of them on Amazon.

 

[MrDawn]

I doubt his pillow was so special they needed to keep it anyway. I would have kicked him too if I were Wal-Mart.