Off Topix's Whose Line Worst Dating Service Videos Thread...

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The Off Topix Whose Line Thread...
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Along with the above threads, Off Topix also has a Whose Line Worst Dating Service Videos Thread...

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Dating Service Video #1
-Nebulous (holding a horseshoe): Feelin' lucky?
-Jazzy (wearing a rabbit mask): I hope you want a big family...
-Liberty (holding a checkered flag): Let me be a member of your pit crew!
-Webster (holding up a foam #1 finger): ...and this is just my finger!
-Justice (wearing a devil's mask): Hi, I'm Nebulous's boyfriend...
-Webster (wearing a blonde wig): C'mon, its' time to 'Hi, ho, silver!'...
-Jazzy (wearing a horse's mask): How'd you like to ride a winner?
-Webster (wearing a cut-down noose): That's right...I'm well hung!

 

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Dating Service Video #2
-Webster (wearing a chef's hat): Hey, if I can keep a souffle up for hours...
-Justice (*wearing a doberman's mask): Why? ...because I can!
-Jazzy: Ding! (picks up a thermometer) I'm hot for you!
-Nebulous (wearing a bellhop's hat): No, let me give you a tip!
-Liberty (wearing a leprechaun mask): Now you'll be after my lucky charms...
-Webster (wearing a pizza hat): If I don't come in less than thirty minutes, I'm free!
-Justice (wearing a rabbit mask): I'm not into protection... *Webster asks, 'what was that?'....Justice replies, "What, no one heard me...was it because of this fucking mask I'm wearing?'... ...*
-Nebulous (wearing a Santa Clause mask): At this point, I'd even take a 'Ho, ho, ho!'
-Webster (holding a large-mouth bass): Oh, you can measure me, but you won't be throwing me back!

 

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Dating Service Video #3
-Justice (wearing an African chieftain's crown): If you don't love me now, Uganda!
-Aaron (wearing a firecracker hat): I promise you, this is the only thin that'll go off prematurely!
-Nebulous (wearing a Cossack's cap): Wanna' play Q-Tip?
-Webster (wearing a vine of grapes): I swear to you, I'm seedless!
-Justice (wearing Darth Vader's helmet): Luke, I am your father...
-Jazzy (wearing a Lagertha outfit): Luke, I am your mother...
-Nebulous (wearing a peacock's hat): Brrr! Nebulous wants some booty!
-Webster (wearing a hamburger cap): Go out with me and I'll tell you what's in my secret sauce!
-Kage (wearing a papal vestment): I put the "ppp" in pope!
-Nebulous (wearing an Australian bush hat): How'd you like to go Down Under?
-Justice (wearing a dice cap): I'd like to go out with you, but I've got the craps...

 

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Dating Service Video #4
-Webster (wearing a gay cowboy hat): I'm just looking for someone to ride with!
-Justice (wearing a GWAR costume): Let me be the gatekeeper to your portals of joy!
-Frankie (wearing a moose cap): I just got out of a bad relationship with a flying squirrel!
-Webster (wearing a cow's mask): *starts squeezing his nipples as if they were udders*..
-Doc Leftover (wearing a fishhead): I'm just looking for a nice piece of bass...
-Webster (wearing a ball & chain): Oh, this is just my ball; you should see my chain!
-Nebulous (wearing an astronaut's helmet): I'd like to visit Uranus...
-Jewel (wearing an Amish outfit): I will churn thy butter!
-Jazzy (wearing Lagertha's outfit from Vikings): No, let me help you hit those high notes!
-Justice (wearing a woman's face mask): Hi, I'm Michael Jackson...

 

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Dating Service Video #5
-Webster (wearing a helicopter pilot's helmet): Would you like to sit in my cockpit?
-Nebulous (wearing a sheep's mask): I've been very baaaaad!
-Freezy (wearing a knight's helmet): Looking for a one-night stand?
-Richard (wearing a Robin Hood hat): They don't call me Little John!
-Webster (wearing a parrot's beak): Look at the size of this pecker!
-Jazzy (carrying a large lollipop): You find me lickingly attractive...
-Richard (wearing a kangaroo hat): Hello, Sheila! How'd you like to go Down Under?
-Webster (wearing a helicopter pilot's helmet): Now that you're sitting in my cockpit..mind if I eject?
-Freezy (holding a trumpet): All the ladies say, "Blow Satchmo, Blow!"
-Doc Leftover (wearing a large hat): And this is just my head!
-Jewel (carrying a carved pumpkin): This is my friend, Gourd...no, he's a great pumpkin....ahhh, screw it!
-Webster (wearing a drill sergeant's hat): *yells* Come play on my obstacle course...I am hung just like a horse!

 

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Dating Service Video #6
-Richard (wearing a knight's helmet): Don't worry, I've got protection!
-Webster (wearing a yogi's cap): No, you use the Force...
-Nebulous (wearing a native outfit): Gondor needs man!
-Webster (wearing a banana hat): Peel me...
-Jazzy (wearing a Bear Bryant fedora): Wanna' go down South?
-Jacob (wearing a frog's hat): Care to have a frog in your throat?
-Bea Sunny (wearing a blonde wig): Let me give that Good Ship Lollipop a good licking!
-Webster (while eating a banana): ...oh, I don't have one; I'm just hungry...

 

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Dating Service Video #7
-Nebulous (wearing a king's crown): I may taste like butter...
-Jazzy (wearing a sunflower cap): I like to take things as they come, and I'm all for letting our love grow!
-Webster (as Baldar Conehead): Just use your imagination!
-Liberty (as an Arab sheik): How'd you like to ride my Kabba Stone?
-Freezy (as the Cowardly Lion): I'd like to ask you out, all I need is a little courage!!
-Webster (dressed as Lady Liberty):I'm just one flame looking for another!
-Liberty (wearing a crocodile mask): I'll be the best date you've ever had...and that's no croc!
-Richard (wearing a Gilligan's cap): Hi, I've been trapped on an island for years now with a movie star and a professor and...and I need it bad!
-Bea Sunny (wearing a miner's hat): I'd love to have a few drinks with you...but I'm a miner.
-Jazzy (wearing a swami's hat): I am predicting a lot of booty for Richard tonight!
-Webster (wearing a Viking hat): C'mon, I'm horny!
-Nebulous (wearing a magician's cap): I see great things in your future...I know; I've got crystal balls...

 

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Dating Service Video #8
-Webster (wearing a wiener hat): Its' a foot-long!
-Jazzy (wearing a gas mask): I'm into safe sex!
-Freezy (wearing a frog hat): I'm the frog formerly known as Prince...
-Nebulous (wearing a gay cowboy hat): Giddy-up!
-Webster (wearing a Goldilocks wig): Sometimes I'm cold, sometimes I'm hot...right now I'm just right!
-Liberty (wearing a Puritan hat): Yes, let me stone you!
-Richard (wearing a wolf's mask): All the better to eat you with!
-Freezy (wearing a baby's hat): Freezy hungry!
-Nebulous (wearing a fisherman's hat): That I blow!
-Webster (wearing a Village People police hat): As a police officer from San Francisco...

 

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Dating Service Video #9
-Nebulous (wearing a construction hat): Care to join me in "YMCA"?
-Richard (wearing an Elmer Fudd cap): Be very quiet! I'm hunting Jazzy...
-Webster (wearing a bomber cap): Wanna' seat in my cockpit?
-Freezy (wearing an Afro): Hi, I'm Pete from Mod Squad...
-Liberty (wearing a security vest): Date me, baby, and you won't need protection!
-Frankie (wearing an RCMP hat): Want to mount a Mountie?
-Webster (wearing a USPS hat): I'm Express Mail and I have to come overnight!
-Jazzy (wearing a fire suit): Maybe I'm being a little overprotective...

 

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Dating Service Video #10
-Karrit (wearing a football mask): You got one ball to go...
-Webster (wearing a footlong hot dog cap): I plump when you cook me!
-Nebulous (wearing a Green Giant hat): Wanna' squeeze my niblets?
-Freezy (wearing an American flag hat): Hey, Jazzy...wanna' help me raise Old Glory?
-Liberty (wearing an Elmer Fudd cap): I'm just looking for a little love...
-Nebulous (wearing a fly mask): I like long walks....poo!...
-Jewel (wearing butterfly wings): Well, I'm out of the caterpillar stage... *gets buzzed out by Jazzy* ...okay, you put the (censored) wings on then!
-Freezy (wearing an alien mask): Care for a little probing?
-Jazzy (wearing a wolf's mask): ....what the hell, I couldn't think of one...
-Richard (wearing the same wolf's mask: All the better to eat you with, Jazzy!